1.) Do you have any kids? Y __ N __
2.) If yes, have you let them steer the car for you in bad traffic? Y __ N __
3.) Are you related to that guy who texted kids while conducting a train, crashed the train, and killed himself as well as innocent people? Y __ N __
4.) Would you let your kids push important knobs and switches while unsupervised? Y __ N __
5.) Promise? Y __ N __
6.) If your kid’s caught talking to pilots in the tower, are you cool with getting suspended — with double pay? Y __ N __
7.) If we “reprimand” you in the papers to satisfy the American public, is that cool? Y __ N __
8.) Would you let your kid use a stun gun on one of Michael Jackson’s kids? Y __ N __
9.) Are you sure? Y __ N __
10.) If needed to nap for a Northwest pilot in the cockpit, can your kid take over in air traffic control? Y __ N __
BONUS QUESTION: While in command in air traffic control, will you let your kid run around with scissors? Y __ N __
If you answered YES to all questions, you’ll be contacted immediately for an interview.
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This post is probably accurate purely a parody and written for entertainment purposes only.
Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.
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March 4, 2010 at 5:40 pm |
Yes – probably accurate.
March 4, 2010 at 8:24 pm |
that whole incident at jfk is just outrageous…what is happening to our society?