If hiring managers and candidates actually mean it when they say, “It was a pleasure meeting you!”
If anyone behind the counter at Hot Dog On A Stick ever goes, “I’m going to speak to someone about wearing these stupid idiotic hats.”
If it ever feels like a Monday at TGI Fridays.
If someone’s ever actually worked at McDonalds from high school all the way until retirement.
If employees at Radio Shack have ever told their families they work at Radio Shack.
If the question “Any questions?” at the end of an interview is really a trick question.
If the turnover rate’s high at a bakery that specializes in turnovers.
If Swanson’s main office is divided up like a TV dinner.
If I’ll find another job again – before I’m dead.
If it’s possible to get more than four people a day to read my blog.
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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.
Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com
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