An article came out recently about the 50 worst mistakes you can make during an interview.
Some examples include:
- bringing along a friend, or your mother.
- laughing, giggling, whistling, humming, lip-smacking.
- asking too many questions.
- taking a seat before the interviewer does.
- failing to ask for the job.
With those in mind, here are some more interview no-nos:
- bringing along your posse, pet gerbil, and any hookers you may pick up on the way.
- breathing, blinking, looking, moving, walking, existing.
- asking only 2.5-4 questions instead of the usual 5.14-8 (ah, they HATE that!!!)
- taking the corner office before the interviewer does.
- asking for a blow job.
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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.
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