Where's my reality show, dammit???
A male JetBlue flight attendant went ballistic after arguing with a passenger about their luggage, getting hit in the head with the luggage, yelling obscenities over the plane’s PA system, grabbing a beer, and sliding down an inflatable emergency chute.
- He also lost his job as a party clown after getting hit with silly string, calling the kids “doody-heads,” and then telling them Santa Claus wasn’t real.
- He also lost his job as a window washer after getting hit with a squeegee, calling the other guy “wipe trash,” and then leaping a tall building in a single bound.
- He also lost his job as a telemarketer after yelling and panting at the person on the other end, not realizing it was Mel Gibson.
- He also lost his job on the assembly line at Anheuser-Busch after getting into an argument with a co-worker, smashing a can of beer on the guy’s head, and going, “This bud’s for you.”
- He also lost his job at Hustler after using an inflatable blow up doll as a floatation device.
- He also lost his job at American after giving a passenger more leg room.
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This post is purely a parody and written for entertainment purposes only. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the meltdown.
Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.
Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com
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August 10, 2010 at 6:15 pm |
omg this is the craziest story ive heard all summer!!!..but good for him for standing up for himself
August 10, 2010 at 6:37 pm |
FUNNY SHIT. HAVE YOU MET LENO..
August 11, 2010 at 9:49 pm |
Wow, your a writer for Jay Leno? No wonder this is lame. Jay Leno is a greater sleep aid than Ambian. And since your his writer I thank you for all those nights I couldnt sleep.
August 11, 2010 at 10:22 pm |
Hey, “your” welcome! By the way, it’s “you’re” not “your.”
Have a nice day!
August 17, 2010 at 12:05 am |
I heard the I quit flight attendant actually mooned another worker at Anheuser-Busch and said, “This butt’s for you!” and he was immediately canned, bwaaaaahahaha. Yesssss I know that was a bad one!!! But I used to think that really was the ad line.
And Will ahhh ignore that rude Jeremy!! Yikes so many nasty people online!!! I think you are quite funny and entertaining…but I must admit I am no fan of Leno. I recall when Bill Clinton was accused by Paula Jones of exposing his penis to her or whatever happened between those two Leno said she was a big slut, hmmm so what is Bill?? Gotta love people who think if a woman is sexual she is bad aka slut, whore etc, but when a man is sexual that is cool! Give me a break! And Bill was the married one, not her, not that she was ok to mess with a married man, that is totally wrong too ( knowingly and willingly being any part of breaking another persons heart is so evil and sinful) but he is the one who took marital vows, not her, so he is even worse than her. But men, like Leno and his ilk who call women sluts are misogynists and I bet deep down they envy us women and our sexualities. And considering that Leno’s wife is a woman who goes to countries to work for women rights where they have none I am amazed her husband would call any woman a slut, that seems quite adverse.
August 25, 2010 at 6:33 am |
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