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Not funny. Hilarious!

I’m pretty good at detecting BS.

…like how I’m still jobless after months of unemployment…

I keep coming across an ad on Craigslist in the TV/video jobs section and just have to laugh.

Basically, this is the ad:

NO EMPLOYEES, JUST STARS!

Looking for fun and flirty female models to work in our online video chat rooms! You must have great energy, be open minded, and love to have fun. No Experience? We’ll train you! Make friends with people from all over the world, while making great money. You’ll be in front of a computer, and chatting with people via web cam. Chat, Flirt, Laugh, Perform, it is all up to you.

Basically, this is the ad:

NO EMPLOYEES, JUST PORN STARS!

Looking for babes to act like whores in our online video chat rooms! You must have a great body, be open minded, and be slutty. No Experience? It’s not hard to act like a whore! Suck guys in from all over the world, while making great money. You’ll be in front of a computer, and chatting with lonely men. Then, you’ll Writhe, Undress, Laugh, Perform…on yourself, it’s all up to you.

Truth in Advertising.

Since I’m still jobless, I’m going in for this job.

Anyone know a good doctor who does sex reassignment?

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Willblogforlols is written for entertainment purposes only. Remember, it’s not the size that counts. Well okay, it is.

Andrew Wisot is an Academy Award-winning, Grammy-winning, Emmy-winning, Pulitzer Prize-winning, MTV VMA-winning, MTV EMA-winning, MTV Movie Award-winning, BET Award-winning, Hot Dog Eating Contest-winning, Teen Choice Award-winning writer who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.

Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com

Tags: funny job ads, funny job postings, funny want ads, misleading job ads, misleading job postings, truth in adversiting

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