Not a cloud in the sky. Or a bitchy JetBlue flight attendant.
ALL WEATHER JOKES MUST GO!!! DO NOT PAY TIL 2009!!!
It was so hot today…
Lindsay Lohan splashed cold vodka on her face.
That Muslim at Disneyland took off her hijab.
Snooki started her own Hard Lemonade stand.
Dr. Laura tried to chill with Ice Cube.
Lindsay’s mom actually bought a Carvel cake.
That JetBlue flight attendant finally cooled his jets.
Levi Johnston impregnated a girl with frozen sperm.
Lady Gaga finally won Who Wore It Best…by being naked.
I actually saw someone drink water from a drinking fountain.
And finally…
It was so hot today…
I actually bought a milkshake from Millions of Milkshakes.
(Yes, they suck. Finally got around to trying their Oreo shake and it was basically ice water with little oreo crumbs. No flavor really. Wasn’t even creamy. I mean, aren’t milkshakes supposed to be creamy? And the oreo bits were microscopic. I mean, aren’t Oreos supposed to be chunky in milkshakes, so you can actually taste them? I’ll just stick with Oreo shakes from Jack and the Box & Burger King…tastier & much cheaper! Just goes to show that celebrities like Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan have no taste in milkshakes. No taste, get it? Actually, come to think of it, Lindsay has no taste, period. Plus, M.O.M.’s menu’s not easy to read. It’s hard to explain, you just have to be there…but I certainly wouldn’t recommend it. Anyway, thanks for asking.)
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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.
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August 27, 2010 at 10:48 pm |
hey man…when’s leno coming back? seems like he’s been off forever.
August 28, 2010 at 12:26 am |
Don’t panic, man. Jay’s back on Mon.
August 30, 2010 at 2:04 pm |
That milkshake you got sounds gross! Water in a milkshake????? Ewwwwww!!!! I prefer making my own milkshakes using a good quality virgin Pina Colada liquid mix and a good vanilla ice cream, mmmmmmmmm!!!! And banana milkshakes are good we make them obviously with one of two bananas and whole milk, a little vanilla extract and as much sugar as you desire, sooo good!
But Wendy’s Frostys are quite good and I read they are very low in fat and they are very thick, forget about drinking them through a straw though because you sit there sucking and sucking for hours and nothing comes through the straw, you end up feeling like you have to pass out, but the chocolate ones are good! and using a spoon to eat them is good!