- A mime.
“All the good jobs are either taken or gay.”
“A penny saved is a penny that’s never going to be used anyway.”
“Work’s a bitch. Then you get laid off.”
“Take this job and get a reality show out of it.”
“Work hard, play hard, as long as there’s time for Facebook.”
“Do what you love, as long as the cleaning crew’s gone and you have a towel.”
“Don’t cry because it’s over. Frown because your never-ending job search now begins.”
“In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes. Somehow, Bristol Palin’s now on her 16th minute.”
“When you come to a fork in the road, say, ‘Fork it.’”
“When one door closes, another opens. Sadly for most Americans, that door will be McDonalds.”
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