Was just told that "mug" spelled backwards is gum.
It’s come to my attention that Paris Hilton’s a bit confused about the difference between gum and cocaine.
It is my duty as a good Samaritan to help clear up the matter for this poor victim of a horrible crime she clearly didn’t commit.
Paris, are you reading this having someone read this for you?
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUM AND CRACK
- Gum is what you often smack in your mouth.
- Crack is what people need when you try to sing.
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- Gum is what you often spit out after telling a guy, “lay down.”
- Crack is where you often find a guy 2 minutes later.
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- Gum has a higher IQ than you.
- Crack has sold more CDs than you.
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- Gum doesn’t grow on trees.
- Crack isn’t made by folding a dollar bill.
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- Gum lets you blow bubbles.
- Crack blows your mind.
- Crack wants to know how much to blow him.
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Willblogforlols is written for entertainment purposes only. Remember, kids: gum is something you definitely don’t want stuck between your crack.
Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.
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September 2, 2010 at 6:23 pm |
This totally funny! Great job.
September 2, 2010 at 8:45 pm |
i thinnk paris did this to stay in the spotlight