He calls this look, "JetBlue Steel."
Shovel manure.
Work at a balloon store since he’s good at blowing hot air.
Become The Royal Family’s newest member: Drama Queen.
Become spokesperson for Budweiser as “The Queen of Beers.”
Flight attendant for Desperately Seeking A Reality Show Airlines.
Contestant on “Dancing With The Nuts.”
Model for artist seeking a person with a stupid smirk.
Fry burgers and In & Slide Out
Become Siegfried and Roy’s new partner and get eaten by the tiger.
Become one of David Copperfield’s “special female volunteers” and magically disappear.
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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first.
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Tags: flight attendant steven slater, folk hero, former jet blue flight attendant steven slater, steven slater, steven slater plea deal
September 19, 2010 at 11:53 pm |
Funny!! You’ve obviously never been a flight attendant thoygh!! That was a nightmare (or dream) I had several times. It was a bit different but not much! One of them was running up and down a DC10 popping all the slides then sliding down one to freedom! I’ve never had dreams such as this with ANY other job. I did love my job but the company needs to backup the FAs more.
Steven was doing his job and should be applauded for standing his ground. The swearing was unnecessary but showed where FAs are people too and not the manikins they’re sometimes treated like nowadays.
I don’t think Steven should have no repercussion but also I think the person who did the misdeeds should go to jail!!